I look Fat!!!! Well, I guess I am FAT, but I know that pictures add 10 # to you..But I AM A GOOD DOG.....
My mom says that time goes by to fast. We have not been on the intranet in a long time cause my mom got mad at the intranet people. We finally got another intranet people and we can have fun again. My mom has insomnia. I dont know what that is, but it must be bad cause she dont sleep and gets very grouchy. The man in the white coat that gives humans shots gave her some little blue pills to make her sleep. I have seen the comercials about the blue pills that make you sleep during my favorite show, "House". It has a pretty butterfly that I would like to catch..If that thing ever comes in my moms room while we are sleeping like on that comercial, I am gonna kill it!!!!
I do know how to play nice...I am a good dog.
the human baby is coming to see us on Saturday. My mom says that she cant wait to see her..Dad is soooooo exited, too. Enough about her..this is MY blog...
I have not been back to the vet in a long time. My mom says that I will be going to a new man in a white coat that gives dogs shots, cause she said that my vet burned me when I got burned and got all those stitches. She knows that accidents happen, but she don't want me to hurt anymore!!! I need to go to sleep with my mom now, cause the blue pills that make you sleepy kicks in really fast. I will be a good dog....
My mom quit her job two weeks ago. She is much happier now, but she won't buy me the good treats. She says that we have to watch our money. I told her that I would find her a job, but she said I don't know how. We have had fun since she don't have that stupid job. We built fires outside in the round thing that she wont let me touch. 
My uncle Jerry and aunt Dianne came to see me this weekend. My uncle Larry came too, but he rode off with my daddy on his thing with two wheels that goes fast. Him and my daddy rode on there things with two wheels that go fast all day.
We still had fun this weekend. I like when we have my human people over to play. I get to sit in Uncle Jerry's lap and he pets me all the time. Plus, My uncle Jerry bought big hunks of cow flesh called steaks for all of us to cook on the thing that smokes and smells good, too. I like him. I got to eat some of the big hunks of cow flesh and it was good.
I hope we have human people over to play again. Until then, I will be a good dog.
It has been a long time since I have had stitches...Whew, I thought I would never get to talk on the computer anymore!!!! My mom said that I could get on the computer so my friends would not think I was dead. I had to promise her that I would be good, though. She has not seen the holes that I dug today..I will probably be grounded again..
I bet my silly sister molly will tell on me...she don't like to dig holes..
I have a lot to tell all of you..I don't know where to begin. My human sister Julie is going to have a baby!!!! The human man in the white coat that gives human people shots said it was going to be a girl..Julie says her name is Lucy. I want her to name her a cool name like mine, but mom says human babies cant have cool names like mine. You know what else? My human brother Justin is going to get married!!! I am glad cause I like his human girl named Jennifer. She is Phoo's mom and me and Phoo are best friends. 
We have more babies at our house..Kittens..My mom wont let me play with them though. She says that I am tooooo rough!!! I am not..I just like to hear them squeeeeek!!!
It has been a busy 5 months. I can't talk too long, cause I have to go and take a bath so my mom wont see the dirt on my face and think I made holes in the yard again. I will be back soon. cause I am a good dog!!!
