I love my mom!!!

My mom don't let me get on the puter as much as I would like, but I LOVE her. She is now cooking me homemade dog food and I really like it. She said it is much better than that store bought stuff. I have lost some weight and seem to feel better. The cats have to eat the store bought stuff because they are stupid cats and wont eat what I eat.. My mom has been stressing about her job cause she has a new manager. She said she was going to update her resume and be prepared to move on if she has to...
I don't want her to move on. She has been happy for too long and buys me treats all the time. She is just so sick of all the crap at work and wishes she could just fire people like they did in the ole days...
What ever happened to the days when, if you did not work, you lost your job??? DAMN all the politics..You have NO rights...you don't work, you don't get paid and you don't have a job.. Mom said that it is just that simple..
If I don't do tricks, I don't get a treat.. Even I understand that, and my daddy says I have no brain..
Well, my mom says it is time for bed, so I guess I have to go..UNTILL next time, I will be a good dog!!!

A long time ago, my mom let me get a Blog... She has not let me have the puter to talk to my friends cause she has been on this thing called "Facebook". I don't know what Facebook is, but it takes up a lot of my mom's time. Just let me update some things... We now have a new baby in the family. Adalyn Ryan Baker. She is so cute and so sweet, but mom wont let me kiss her. I wont hurt the baby, but for some reason mom don't trust me. I have only kissed a few people in the face (with my teeth) a couple of times and now she wont let me do it again. I did not know human people will bleed when they are kissed..

My mom has been very busy at work and has not had time to take me on long walks and let me swim in the pond. She promises me that she will, as soon as the big yellow thing in the sky heats up the water.

On another note, my dad turned 50 this year. I was not allowed to go to the big party, but I heard it was lots of fun. My daddy is old now, but I am older than him. I am 77. He complains to my mom about me and my furry siblings, but mom loves us and we make her happy. I wish that he would not complain about us, cause it hurts my feelings.

My mom really misses her two people in the white coats that gives us shots. They moved to NC to help other furry friends. she is happy for them, but sure misses them. I did not get to meet the people in the white coats that gives dogs shots, but mom said that they were really nice. My sister , Fudge and my Brother Blacky got to see them, but not me. I guess my mom will have to find another place to take me to get my shots, cause she don't like the new lady in the white coat that gives me shots. Well, my mom wants to get back on this thing called "Facebook", so I will go for now. I promise that I will be back soon!!

Mom is stressed....

My mom says that she often wonders what is going on in human minds. She can read dogs pretty well, cause she knows when I have been bad and when I don't feel good. Take today for instance, she could tell that I missed her , cause I was needy and wanted to be near her. I do get on her nerves on days like today, but she loves me anyway. But she was in a bad mood cause her work was stressful. She said that her work was very busy and there were stupid people that think a pet store is a petting zoo. Can I pet a hamster? Can I pet a guinea Pig? Can I hold a snake......????? Well, do you want to buy one, she asked? No ... I just want to pet one..... Well, this is not a petting zoo. My dad is tired of hearing the crap, so I have to lay there being sweet and hear her complaints. If they don't want to pet one, she gets the ones that want to buy the pet, but not the stuff that the pet needs to keep it alive. Dogs cant live without food and water, hamsters cant live without water and food, snakes and lizards cant live without heat and food and water. Well, I guess she just wants the animal world to be perfect and it never will be...OH fish DO need more than just water to live...go figure.

I just lay there and listen. She don't mention that dogs don't like to live with cats, but I HAVE to. What is up with that? I do hope she can save the world one day. She wants to go back to school. Can you believe that? She is 39 Years old!!!!! She cant possibly get her PHD and find a teaching job at a university at that age.... That would be like me trying to chase down a rabbit in an open field and actually catch it!!! My butt is way to fat for that one!!!! Shhhhhh...Hers is too!!!

Well I had better get off the computer before she finds me...until then ....I will be a good dog!!

My friend Brodie

I have a new friend named Brodie..My dad says he looks like a rat, but I like him anyway. Brodie lives in the house across the street. I am not allowed to go across the street, so Brodie comes to my house to play. Mom says that Brodie's mom needs to keep him from crossing the street cause he could get ran over by the things with 4 wheels that goes fast. I hope his mom don't stop him from crossing the street cause I like it when he comes over to play. Brodie is a good dog, just like me!!!

Mom and dad left me here....

Mom and Dad went to a party called a wedding. My favorite human dog mom (Jennifer) married my favorite human brother (Justin). They belong to my friend Pooh. Pooh has a MySpace like me, and we talk about our moms and dads and they don't know about it. My friend Pooh said he was not happy about being left behind while his mom and dad went and got married. I was mad, too. I heard that the wedding place had little critters on the beach called crabs.

I want to eat a crab, but mom said I can't. She said that I may get to go to the beach to eat a crab if I am real good. She is just saying that so that I will be a good dog.

My mom said that my favorite human dog mom, Jennifer, was sooooo pretty on the day that she and my human brother was at the thing called a wedding. I told my mom that she is pretty every day, not just on the thing called a wedding day.

I guess I will get to go to the beach and eat crabs one day....If I am a good dog...

We Moved...

My mom is mad...We made a great journal on AOL and guess what?? They are going away..I don't like it when things go away. My mom says that we have to BLOG here now. I don't know what the fuss is about, but my mom says that we should not have to change just because the AOL people have not done their jobs...I don't know about her, but I like making new friends. I hope to find new friends on this BLOG page. Now she says that she has to find a good picture of me for our first blog and she picked a BAD one.......

I look Fat!!!! Well, I guess I am FAT, but I know that pictures add 10 # to you..But I AM A GOOD DOG.....

My mom says....

My mom says that time goes by to fast.  We have not been on the intranet in a long time cause my mom got mad at the intranet people.  We finally got another intranet people and we can have fun again.  My mom has insomnia.  I dont know what that is, but it must be bad cause she dont sleep and gets very grouchy.  The man in the white coat that gives humans shots gave her some little blue pills to make her sleep.  I have seen the comercials about the blue pills that make you sleep during my favorite show, "House".  It has a pretty butterfly that I would like to catch..If that thing ever comes in my moms room while we are sleeping like on that comercial, I am gonna kill it!!!!

We have that new human baby now that I told you about.  My mom says she is very pretty, but I wont get to play with her cause I don't know how to play nice.

I do know how to play nice...I am a good dog. 

the human baby is coming to see us on Saturday.  My mom says  that she cant wait to see her..Dad is soooooo exited, too.  Enough about her..this is MY blog...

I have not been back to the vet in a long time.  My mom says that I will be going to a new man in a white coat that gives dogs shots, cause she said that my vet burned me when I got burned and got all those stitches.  She knows that accidents happen, but she don't want me to hurt anymore!!!  I need to go to sleep with my mom now, cause the blue pills that make you sleepy kicks in really fast.  I will be a good dog....

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My mom has been home for a bunch of days...

My mom quit her job two weeks ago.  She is much happier now, but she won't buy me the good treats.  She says that we have to watch our money.  I told her that I would find her a job, but she said I don't know how.  We have had fun since she don't have that stupid job.  We built fires outside in the round thing that she wont let me touch.    She said it is too hot and she dont want no more vet bills.  We go for long walks and I get to play in the pond.  I don't want my mom to work again. 

My uncle Jerry and aunt Dianne came to see me this weekend.  My uncle Larry came too, but he rode off with my daddy on his thing with two wheels that goes fast.  Him and my daddy rode on there things with two wheels that go fast all day.  Daddy said that I cant ride the thing with two wheels that goes fast cause i don't have a hard thing that goes on my head to protect my pea brain.  I am going to have to tell my mom to get me a hard thing that goes on my head to protect my pea brain so I can ride with daddy.

We still had fun this weekend.  I like when we have my human people over to play.  I get to sit in Uncle Jerry's lap and he pets me all the time. Plus, My uncle Jerry bought big hunks of cow flesh called steaks for all of us to cook on the thing that smokes and smells good, too.  I like him.  I got to eat some of the big hunks of cow flesh and it was good. 

I hope we have human people over to play again. Until then, I will be a good dog.

 

Tags: dog, happy times, pets, weekends

I am not dead

It has been a long time since I have had stitches...Whew, I thought I would never get to talk on the computer anymore!!!!  My mom said that I could get on the computer so my friends would not think I was dead.  I had to promise her that I would be good, though.  She has not seen the holes that I dug today..I will probably be grounded again..

I bet my silly sister molly will tell on me...she don't like to dig holes..

I have a lot to tell all of you..I don't know where to begin.  My human sister Julie is going to have a baby!!!!     The human man in the white coat that gives human people shots said it was going to be a girl..Julie says her name is Lucy.  I want her to name her a cool name like mine, but mom says human babies cant have cool names like mine.  You know what else?  My human brother Justin is going to get married!!! I am glad cause I like his human girl named Jennifer.  She is Phoo's mom and me and Phoo are best friends.  Phoos mom gives him good hugs just like my mom gives me!!!! 

We have more babies at our house..Kittens..My mom wont let me play with them though.  She says that I am tooooo rough!!!  I am not..I just like to hear them squeeeeek!!!

It has been a busy 5 months. I can't talk too long, cause I have to go and take a bath so my mom wont see the dirt on my face and think I made holes in the yard again.  I will be back soon.  cause I am a good dog!!!

Tags: dog, pet, trouble,

Just call me dog Frankenstein....

I went to the vet again!!!  Guess what I got more of today?  YES, STITCHES!!!  I am so mad at the man and woman in the white jackets that give me shots.  I went to sleep and guess what?  I woke up with more stitches.  I am tired of stitches!!!!  The woman in the white jacket that gives me shots made fun of me and said that I looked like Frankenstein..  I don't know who he is, but my mom thought it was funny.   

I may not be a smart dog, but I know when enough is enough.  I am not ever going to get in the thing with four wheels that goes fast with my mom again!!!!  I either end up at work with her (where everybody is watching me), or at the place where the man and woman in the white jackets live.  I try real hard to look sad so my mom and dad will feel sorry for me, but all the stitches are not worth the pity.

I cannot wait to see my human neighbor, she feels sorry for me and lets me give her kisses.  I love her.  She loves me too!!!!  I have to go and take my pills and be a good dog now...I hope my mom don't take me to the place where the man and woman in the white jackets that gives me shots live anymore!!!!

Tags: vet, stitches, sad

To the Vet again we go..

I got to go to work with mom again today cause I got more stitches.  I went to see the woman in the white jacket that gives me shots yesterday and she was not there, so the man in the white jacket that has known me for all my life came to see me.  I am glad cause the woman in the white jacket that gives me shots made my butt hurt and cut open my stomach.   She must have told the man in the white jacket all about it cause he tried to be funny and told my mom that he was sorry he missed the "grand opening."  My mom laughed and I did not.  I did not think he knew about the thing I swallowed two weeks ago, but he knew all about it.  My dad was right when he said that women talk too much.

Anyway, my mom and dad thought that I had a rash, but they were wrong.  The man in the white jacket said that I burned myself real bad and he had to cut on me and sew me up just like the woman in the white jacket did.  I told him that I don't like him anymore.  He and my parents don't know what I burned myself on and I wont tell. 

My dad said I was stupid cause I burned the other side of my body too.  I don't know what hot means, but dad says I need to learn.

My mom told me that I was going to have to get a job cause I was costing her and dad too much money.  I am a good dog.  Why should I need a job.  I have one.  I eat, sleep and meet my parents when they come home.  What else is there to do?

I have 14 stitches in my side and I lost count of how many still in my stomach.  I told mom that that has to be a record of some sort and I should get free treats and money.  She did not laugh.  The man in the white jacket that I used to like said I would need more in my other side next week.  My tissues are dying where I burned myself and he has to cut out all the bad tissues.  Why?  I don't know but I promised him I would be a good dog. 

I feel much better now

It has been a week since the woman in the white jacket that gives me shots cut open my stomach and took out the thing that my mom was not supposed to see.  This picture of me, is when I was waking up after the woman in the white jacket that gives me shots cut me open.  I could see two of everything!!  wow, it was really weird.

 I am doing good now.  I promised my mom that I would not eat anything else like that.  Its hard being me.  I try so hard to be a good dog, but darn, sometimes you just have to let it out.

The Dr. keeps changing my moms meds, and she is not happy.  I hope she gets happy soon cause I want to go out and play.  She says that I can't go out in the yard alone anymore cause I may eat something that I should not eat.  I still cant believe that the woman in the white jacket that gives me shots showed my mom what I ate.  That was supposed to be a secret. 

  The only good thing about my stomach thing is that my favorite human neighbor came to see me all the time!!  My mom says she wouldn't know what to do if she did not have my favorite human neighbor and her husband.

Well, I guess I will go and take more medicine now.  My mom says that I am still not ready to take on the world ,yet.  what ever that means.  (shhhhh )  Sometimes I think she is losing her mind.

Until next time..I will try to be a good dog.

 

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I was NOT a good boy

Yesterday, my mom noticed that I was throwing up water...a lot of water...She took me to see the woman in the white jacket that gives me shots (AGAIN).  I had to get a picture taken of my stomach called an x-ray.  I did not like that, because it made the thing I swallowed show up and my mom saw it.  That is not the worst part though.  The woman in the white jacket that gives me shots made me go to sleep, and when I woke up she had cut open my stomach and took out the thing I ate!!!!!  My mom and dad don't know what I ate and I would not tell them.  I thought they would be mad at me, but they have been real nice to me.  My mom said I could not have water or food for a lot of hours, but I found water in the toilet and threw up all over the floor..My mom stayed up with me all night and she is very sleepy.  She gave me medicine last night and made me throw up some more.  I am tired of throwing up!!!  This morning she gave me a tiny amount of water every 30 minutes and I kept throwing up.  I just drank some a few minutes ago and I have not got sick!!!  this made me and my mom very happy!!!I am too sick and I hurt too much to type, so my mom is typing for me (she feels sorry for me).  I have been taking short naps then I get up looking for water, but can you believe that my mom has hidden it from me..She is sooooo mean sometimes. 

I wish I could eat, but my mom says I have to take more medicine first.  My dad said that he was glad my mom was home when I got sick, cause he is stupid and would not have taken me to the woman in the white jacket who gives me shots.  He don't pay enough attention to sick dogs.  He was very happy that I was going to be O.K.  He told me NOT to eat stuff that I am not supposed to, but I did not listen to him.  I SHOULD have!!!!  My sister Molly is being very nice to me and let me sleep in the big bed.   

she is sleeping in my bed, but she don't fit too well..

My mom says she is tired of typing now, so I will go back to sleep..till next time..I WILL try to be a good dog...

 

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My butt was hurting, but now it feels better

Last week my mom told me that my but looks funny.  I couldn't see it, but i knew she was right because it hurt.  My mom took me to the woman in the white jacket that gives me shots and she said my anal gland busted.  I knew something did, cause It HURT!!!!  I had to put on that mask that fits on my nose, cause my mom knows that I will bite the woman in the white jacket that gives me shots.  I had to take little white pills to make infection go away and little brown pills to stop the pain in my butt.  I feel better now.  I am so glad that I am a good dog and my Mom loves me.   

If that was not bad enough, my mom got as little harry thing called a hamster.  She wont let me play with him.  I cant imagine why.  He sleeps all day and keeps me awake at night running on a wheel.  I think that is the stupidest thing I have ever seen.  I guess she just loves all Gods creatures.  I know she loves me cause I am a good dog!!!!

I HATE my mom...

I hate my mom..Look what she bought me at the store.  Did I get treats?  NO..Did I get a toy?..NO..All I got was this stupid thing with bells around my neck and a stupid..did i mention STUPID..hat.  That is not all that happened today..I had to share MY bed with that darn cat.  .............If this is what I have to do to get to write on the computer...I QUIT!!!!If there is anyone out there that can help me...PLEASE  come and put me out of my misery. 

My sister/neighbor kitty came to stay with us

I am mad...My mom says that I am mad a lot.  But today I DO have a good reason.  My human neighbor's kitten, Shimmer Glitter Star, came to stay with us for a while.  My mom shares her with my human neighbor, but I don't like it.  I want her to stay at my human neighbors.  My human neighbor comes to see her over here and I DO NOT like it.  She should come to see me, NOT her.  Anyway, a big dog or something got her all slobbery and she was scared and sore so she is living in our laundry room for a few days.  THAT is not the problem.  (I kinda like her, but I won't tell my mom that cause I am mad. ) The problem is that SHE gets to sleep in the BIG bed.  That is MY big bed, NOT hers.  She has her own bowl of food and my mom wont let me have any and yells at me if I go in there.  That don't seem quite fair.  My mom always says that life is not always fair. I hate when she says that.  Just like the other night:

I was sitting at the table that my favorite human neighbor sits at when she comes over and listens to  my mom talking bad about my daddy, and I wanted to play cards. My daddy would not give me any cards.  He said I would just tear them up.  I don't know why he would think such a thing!!!  I never get a break...but...I am a good dog..

 

 

I killed the red thing that squeaks...OOPS

 

My mom did not get up early today..again..BUT....

My mom bought me a red toy that squeaks today.  It only took me 8 minutes to kill it..That is not a record time, but I am proud.  My mom says that she is tired of getting me things just so I can kill it.  I try to tell her that that is my job, but she don't care.  I hope she will but me another one soon.  I am a good dog, but I have the need to destroy stuff.  I will be talking to my Psychiatrist about this, I am sure.  My mom made me take a picture of the red thing that squeaked, so I did.....Then...I had to take a picture of it after I killed it.....Mom did not think it was funny..I got in trouble.  I thought I did a great job killing the red thing that squeaks ( well, used to squeak).  I guess that ends my time on the computer.  My mom is getting sleepy and she promised she would not sleep all day tomorrow.  I am kind of tired after using so much energy to kill the red thing that squeaked..Until next time..I am a good dog!!!

my favorite human neighbor..

My mom is feeling a little better today and said I could write on the puter.  I have had a boring time these last few days.  My mom has been making candles and I have not got to do anything fun. 

        My favorite neighbor came over today and I am glad.  She makes my mom laugh and makes her day better.  She loves me and I get to sit in her lap..I LOVE to do that.  My mom says she has not met anyone as nice as my favorite neighbor and her human man.  They were sent by God to make life better for my Dad and my Mom.  My human neighbor is so thoughtful.  She brings us stuff that makes us happy and always knows how to make us feel better.  She was there when my brother Domino went to the place where dogs play all day and don't hurt no more and she made his grave look pretty.  My mom has not been out there but one time.  She said she is still too sad and she needs to be brave like me..I am a good dog and a Brave dog.  My neighbor thinks about everything to do to make people happy.  My mom is not good at that.  She don't know what to do when people are sad.  I DO..They just need lots of Pigue kisses and hugs.  It makes my mom feel better.  My Daddy don't like Pigue kisses but he lets me sit beside him and rubs my belly..I like that. 

My Dad loves my human neighbors, too.  The neighbor man makes my Dad laugh and feel better too.  They go places together and have fun.  Molly got to go with them to the place where you put trash at to be picked up by a big machine.  I did not get to go.  The neighbor man and my dad thinks I have forgot about that, but I don't forget nothing.  I will get to go one day and I will show them that I CAN be a good dog. 

My mom let me get a MySpace.  I can talk to my nephew Pooh and my human brother and my human sister.  I miss them.  My mom says that not many dogs get there own myspace.  She saysthat I am special and I am a good dog. 

I have to go now cause my mom is getting sleepy and needs to try to sleep.  She promises me that she will get up early tomorrow and I can have more time to play....Cause I am a good dog.

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My brother Domino went to where dogs play and dont hurt no more

With loving memories of my Brother Domino.  12/09/92-10/10/07.  I am so sad.  My mom says he is in a place where dogs run and play all day and don't hurt no more.  He has been with my mom and dad for almost 15 years.  They   will miss him so much.  So will I.  He is buried in our back yard.  A big machine with a big bucket on the front came and made a hole in our yard to put him in.  My mom would not let me and my sister Molly go out to see him cause we would not understand what was going on, but we do understand.  My mom was up crying all night and I tried to make her feel better, but she just kept crying.  She laid on the floor where my brother Domino used to sleep, and me and molly snuggled up with her.  We were there all night.  I love my mom and dad..and as always, I will be a good dog. 

Tags: rainbow bridge, dogs in heaven, grief, lost friend

Man, I am glad my mom is better.

Wow...My friends must think I did something really bad.  My mom has had a cold and she has not let me on the computer in a long time.  I am glad she is better now.  My mom is making candles today.  She says that I can't help.  I ask why and she said that I would get burned and make a mess.  She is making candles to sell at a festival in Brownsville so she can buy me treats and stuff.  The candles smell yucky to me, but the humans really like them. 

My mom has to work tonight while we are all sleeping..I don't like that cause I have to sleep with my brother Domino.  He is old and grouchy and he don't share the good bed with me.  My mom says he can have the good bed cause he is old and I should not complain.  My mom says that when he goes to where all the good dogs go and play and don't have any more pain, that I can have his bed.  I told my mom that I hope he goes there soon and she popped me in my butt and told me that that was not nice.  My mom says that Domino will be 15 on his b-day in December and that that is reallly old for a Dalmation.  I don't think that is old.  I think he just acts old so he can have the good bed. 

I have had a lot of time to think while my mom has been sick and life just aint fair...My sister Molly gets to go out without her leash, I DON'T..She gets to go in the boat..I DON'T...( I did a few times but mom said that I was too bad and I could not go any more)..I am not BAD..I am a good dog.  My other sister, Fudge gets to go to work with mom..I DON'T..She gets to go on trips in the car, too.  I only get to go if we are going to the vet.  I don't like the man in the white jacket that dogs go to to get shots. 

Well, my mom just made a mess with her candles and said words that I am not allowed to say so I gotta go ..Until next time..I AM a good dog.