I killed the red thing that squeaks...OOPS

 

My mom did not get up early today..again..BUT....

My mom bought me a red toy that squeaks today.  It only took me 8 minutes to kill it..That is not a record time, but I am proud.  My mom says that she is tired of getting me things just so I can kill it.  I try to tell her that that is my job, but she don't care.  I hope she will but me another one soon.  I am a good dog, but I have the need to destroy stuff.  I will be talking to my Psychiatrist about this, I am sure.  My mom made me take a picture of the red thing that squeaked, so I did.....Then...I had to take a picture of it after I killed it.....Mom did not think it was funny..I got in trouble.  I thought I did a great job killing the red thing that squeaks ( well, used to squeak).  I guess that ends my time on the computer.  My mom is getting sleepy and she promised she would not sleep all day tomorrow.  I am kind of tired after using so much energy to kill the red thing that squeaked..Until next time..I am a good dog!!!