Just call me dog Frankenstein....

I went to the vet again!!!  Guess what I got more of today?  YES, STITCHES!!!  I am so mad at the man and woman in the white jackets that give me shots.  I went to sleep and guess what?  I woke up with more stitches.  I am tired of stitches!!!!  The woman in the white jacket that gives me shots made fun of me and said that I looked like Frankenstein..  I don't know who he is, but my mom thought it was funny.   

I may not be a smart dog, but I know when enough is enough.  I am not ever going to get in the thing with four wheels that goes fast with my mom again!!!!  I either end up at work with her (where everybody is watching me), or at the place where the man and woman in the white jackets live.  I try real hard to look sad so my mom and dad will feel sorry for me, but all the stitches are not worth the pity.

I cannot wait to see my human neighbor, she feels sorry for me and lets me give her kisses.  I love her.  She loves me too!!!!  I have to go and take my pills and be a good dog now...I hope my mom don't take me to the place where the man and woman in the white jackets that gives me shots live anymore!!!!

Tags: vet, stitches, sad

To the Vet again we go..

I got to go to work with mom again today cause I got more stitches.  I went to see the woman in the white jacket that gives me shots yesterday and she was not there, so the man in the white jacket that has known me for all my life came to see me.  I am glad cause the woman in the white jacket that gives me shots made my butt hurt and cut open my stomach.   She must have told the man in the white jacket all about it cause he tried to be funny and told my mom that he was sorry he missed the "grand opening."  My mom laughed and I did not.  I did not think he knew about the thing I swallowed two weeks ago, but he knew all about it.  My dad was right when he said that women talk too much.

Anyway, my mom and dad thought that I had a rash, but they were wrong.  The man in the white jacket said that I burned myself real bad and he had to cut on me and sew me up just like the woman in the white jacket did.  I told him that I don't like him anymore.  He and my parents don't know what I burned myself on and I wont tell. 

My dad said I was stupid cause I burned the other side of my body too.  I don't know what hot means, but dad says I need to learn.

My mom told me that I was going to have to get a job cause I was costing her and dad too much money.  I am a good dog.  Why should I need a job.  I have one.  I eat, sleep and meet my parents when they come home.  What else is there to do?

I have 14 stitches in my side and I lost count of how many still in my stomach.  I told mom that that has to be a record of some sort and I should get free treats and money.  She did not laugh.  The man in the white jacket that I used to like said I would need more in my other side next week.  My tissues are dying where I burned myself and he has to cut out all the bad tissues.  Why?  I don't know but I promised him I would be a good dog. 

I feel much better now

It has been a week since the woman in the white jacket that gives me shots cut open my stomach and took out the thing that my mom was not supposed to see.  This picture of me, is when I was waking up after the woman in the white jacket that gives me shots cut me open.  I could see two of everything!!  wow, it was really weird.

 I am doing good now.  I promised my mom that I would not eat anything else like that.  Its hard being me.  I try so hard to be a good dog, but darn, sometimes you just have to let it out.

The Dr. keeps changing my moms meds, and she is not happy.  I hope she gets happy soon cause I want to go out and play.  She says that I can't go out in the yard alone anymore cause I may eat something that I should not eat.  I still cant believe that the woman in the white jacket that gives me shots showed my mom what I ate.  That was supposed to be a secret. 

  The only good thing about my stomach thing is that my favorite human neighbor came to see me all the time!!  My mom says she wouldn't know what to do if she did not have my favorite human neighbor and her husband.

Well, I guess I will go and take more medicine now.  My mom says that I am still not ready to take on the world ,yet.  what ever that means.  (shhhhh )  Sometimes I think she is losing her mind.

Until next time..I will try to be a good dog.

 

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I was NOT a good boy

Yesterday, my mom noticed that I was throwing up water...a lot of water...She took me to see the woman in the white jacket that gives me shots (AGAIN).  I had to get a picture taken of my stomach called an x-ray.  I did not like that, because it made the thing I swallowed show up and my mom saw it.  That is not the worst part though.  The woman in the white jacket that gives me shots made me go to sleep, and when I woke up she had cut open my stomach and took out the thing I ate!!!!!  My mom and dad don't know what I ate and I would not tell them.  I thought they would be mad at me, but they have been real nice to me.  My mom said I could not have water or food for a lot of hours, but I found water in the toilet and threw up all over the floor..My mom stayed up with me all night and she is very sleepy.  She gave me medicine last night and made me throw up some more.  I am tired of throwing up!!!  This morning she gave me a tiny amount of water every 30 minutes and I kept throwing up.  I just drank some a few minutes ago and I have not got sick!!!  this made me and my mom very happy!!!I am too sick and I hurt too much to type, so my mom is typing for me (she feels sorry for me).  I have been taking short naps then I get up looking for water, but can you believe that my mom has hidden it from me..She is sooooo mean sometimes. 

I wish I could eat, but my mom says I have to take more medicine first.  My dad said that he was glad my mom was home when I got sick, cause he is stupid and would not have taken me to the woman in the white jacket who gives me shots.  He don't pay enough attention to sick dogs.  He was very happy that I was going to be O.K.  He told me NOT to eat stuff that I am not supposed to, but I did not listen to him.  I SHOULD have!!!!  My sister Molly is being very nice to me and let me sleep in the big bed.   

she is sleeping in my bed, but she don't fit too well..

My mom says she is tired of typing now, so I will go back to sleep..till next time..I WILL try to be a good dog...

 

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My butt was hurting, but now it feels better

Last week my mom told me that my but looks funny.  I couldn't see it, but i knew she was right because it hurt.  My mom took me to the woman in the white jacket that gives me shots and she said my anal gland busted.  I knew something did, cause It HURT!!!!  I had to put on that mask that fits on my nose, cause my mom knows that I will bite the woman in the white jacket that gives me shots.  I had to take little white pills to make infection go away and little brown pills to stop the pain in my butt.  I feel better now.  I am so glad that I am a good dog and my Mom loves me.   

If that was not bad enough, my mom got as little harry thing called a hamster.  She wont let me play with him.  I cant imagine why.  He sleeps all day and keeps me awake at night running on a wheel.  I think that is the stupidest thing I have ever seen.  I guess she just loves all Gods creatures.  I know she loves me cause I am a good dog!!!!

I HATE my mom...

I hate my mom..Look what she bought me at the store.  Did I get treats?  NO..Did I get a toy?..NO..All I got was this stupid thing with bells around my neck and a stupid..did i mention STUPID..hat.  That is not all that happened today..I had to share MY bed with that darn cat.  .............If this is what I have to do to get to write on the computer...I QUIT!!!!If there is anyone out there that can help me...PLEASE  come and put me out of my misery. 

My sister/neighbor kitty came to stay with us

I am mad...My mom says that I am mad a lot.  But today I DO have a good reason.  My human neighbor's kitten, Shimmer Glitter Star, came to stay with us for a while.  My mom shares her with my human neighbor, but I don't like it.  I want her to stay at my human neighbors.  My human neighbor comes to see her over here and I DO NOT like it.  She should come to see me, NOT her.  Anyway, a big dog or something got her all slobbery and she was scared and sore so she is living in our laundry room for a few days.  THAT is not the problem.  (I kinda like her, but I won't tell my mom that cause I am mad. ) The problem is that SHE gets to sleep in the BIG bed.  That is MY big bed, NOT hers.  She has her own bowl of food and my mom wont let me have any and yells at me if I go in there.  That don't seem quite fair.  My mom always says that life is not always fair. I hate when she says that.  Just like the other night:

I was sitting at the table that my favorite human neighbor sits at when she comes over and listens to  my mom talking bad about my daddy, and I wanted to play cards. My daddy would not give me any cards.  He said I would just tear them up.  I don't know why he would think such a thing!!!  I never get a break...but...I am a good dog..

 

 

I killed the red thing that squeaks...OOPS

 

My mom did not get up early today..again..BUT....

My mom bought me a red toy that squeaks today.  It only took me 8 minutes to kill it..That is not a record time, but I am proud.  My mom says that she is tired of getting me things just so I can kill it.  I try to tell her that that is my job, but she don't care.  I hope she will but me another one soon.  I am a good dog, but I have the need to destroy stuff.  I will be talking to my Psychiatrist about this, I am sure.  My mom made me take a picture of the red thing that squeaked, so I did.....Then...I had to take a picture of it after I killed it.....Mom did not think it was funny..I got in trouble.  I thought I did a great job killing the red thing that squeaks ( well, used to squeak).  I guess that ends my time on the computer.  My mom is getting sleepy and she promised she would not sleep all day tomorrow.  I am kind of tired after using so much energy to kill the red thing that squeaked..Until next time..I am a good dog!!!

my favorite human neighbor..

My mom is feeling a little better today and said I could write on the puter.  I have had a boring time these last few days.  My mom has been making candles and I have not got to do anything fun. 

        My favorite neighbor came over today and I am glad.  She makes my mom laugh and makes her day better.  She loves me and I get to sit in her lap..I LOVE to do that.  My mom says she has not met anyone as nice as my favorite neighbor and her human man.  They were sent by God to make life better for my Dad and my Mom.  My human neighbor is so thoughtful.  She brings us stuff that makes us happy and always knows how to make us feel better.  She was there when my brother Domino went to the place where dogs play all day and don't hurt no more and she made his grave look pretty.  My mom has not been out there but one time.  She said she is still too sad and she needs to be brave like me..I am a good dog and a Brave dog.  My neighbor thinks about everything to do to make people happy.  My mom is not good at that.  She don't know what to do when people are sad.  I DO..They just need lots of Pigue kisses and hugs.  It makes my mom feel better.  My Daddy don't like Pigue kisses but he lets me sit beside him and rubs my belly..I like that. 

My Dad loves my human neighbors, too.  The neighbor man makes my Dad laugh and feel better too.  They go places together and have fun.  Molly got to go with them to the place where you put trash at to be picked up by a big machine.  I did not get to go.  The neighbor man and my dad thinks I have forgot about that, but I don't forget nothing.  I will get to go one day and I will show them that I CAN be a good dog. 

My mom let me get a MySpace.  I can talk to my nephew Pooh and my human brother and my human sister.  I miss them.  My mom says that not many dogs get there own myspace.  She saysthat I am special and I am a good dog. 

I have to go now cause my mom is getting sleepy and needs to try to sleep.  She promises me that she will get up early tomorrow and I can have more time to play....Cause I am a good dog.

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My brother Domino went to where dogs play and dont hurt no more

With loving memories of my Brother Domino.  12/09/92-10/10/07.  I am so sad.  My mom says he is in a place where dogs run and play all day and don't hurt no more.  He has been with my mom and dad for almost 15 years.  They   will miss him so much.  So will I.  He is buried in our back yard.  A big machine with a big bucket on the front came and made a hole in our yard to put him in.  My mom would not let me and my sister Molly go out to see him cause we would not understand what was going on, but we do understand.  My mom was up crying all night and I tried to make her feel better, but she just kept crying.  She laid on the floor where my brother Domino used to sleep, and me and molly snuggled up with her.  We were there all night.  I love my mom and dad..and as always, I will be a good dog. 

Tags: rainbow bridge, dogs in heaven, grief, lost friend

Man, I am glad my mom is better.

Wow...My friends must think I did something really bad.  My mom has had a cold and she has not let me on the computer in a long time.  I am glad she is better now.  My mom is making candles today.  She says that I can't help.  I ask why and she said that I would get burned and make a mess.  She is making candles to sell at a festival in Brownsville so she can buy me treats and stuff.  The candles smell yucky to me, but the humans really like them. 

My mom has to work tonight while we are all sleeping..I don't like that cause I have to sleep with my brother Domino.  He is old and grouchy and he don't share the good bed with me.  My mom says he can have the good bed cause he is old and I should not complain.  My mom says that when he goes to where all the good dogs go and play and don't have any more pain, that I can have his bed.  I told my mom that I hope he goes there soon and she popped me in my butt and told me that that was not nice.  My mom says that Domino will be 15 on his b-day in December and that that is reallly old for a Dalmation.  I don't think that is old.  I think he just acts old so he can have the good bed. 

I have had a lot of time to think while my mom has been sick and life just aint fair...My sister Molly gets to go out without her leash, I DON'T..She gets to go in the boat..I DON'T...( I did a few times but mom said that I was too bad and I could not go any more)..I am not BAD..I am a good dog.  My other sister, Fudge gets to go to work with mom..I DON'T..She gets to go on trips in the car, too.  I only get to go if we are going to the vet.  I don't like the man in the white jacket that dogs go to to get shots. 

Well, my mom just made a mess with her candles and said words that I am not allowed to say so I gotta go ..Until next time..I AM a good dog.

My mom went to the Dr. today

My mom went to see a man in a white jacket today that helps people when they don't feel good.  I don't like the man in a white jacket that helps dogs when they don't feel good cause he gives me shots..I try to bite him when I go and he makes my mom put a black thing on my nose so I cant open my mouth.  My mom got a shot today and did not even try to bite him!!!  I told her that she needs to bite the man in a white jacket that helps people that don't feel good, and she said that that is not very nice.  The man in a white jacket told mom he was worried cause she is so tired.  He took blood out of her arm and said that he will find out what is wrong with her.  I can tell you what is wrong...She needs to eat more of my treats and sleep all day with me..That will make her feel better. 

The mail woman came today and pulled in our drive and I knew she must have a package for ME, but it was my moms candle supplies.  She sells candles so she can buy me treats and stuff.  The box always has stuff in it that looks like marshmallows and I tried to eat one.  My mom yelled at me and I ran!!!  I did eat one, but it did not taste like marshmallows.  My mom says if I don't stop being a bad dog she is not going to let me write on the computer  any more.  I will be a good dog.  I promise. 

My mom said the medicine that the man in the white jacket, that helps people when they don't feel good, gave her is making her sleepy.  I guess she will let me write on the computer this morning.  I hope so, cause I am a good dog.

I love marshmallows

I got to go outside night before last with my Mom and Dad to sit by the fire in that thing that looks like a chimney.  My mom gave me a marshmallow and I would not eat it until she put it over the fire.  I am a good dog.  My mom and dad had fun sitting around the thing that looks like a chimney.  They sat and talked for hours like they used to.  I am glad.  When mom and dad are happy, I am happy.  My human neighbor and my kitty neighbors came over, too.  I played with them all night.  They did not even scratch me, because I am a good dog.My kitty friends are named Shimmer and B.H. ( Butt Hole)  My mommy and my human neighbor gave them a good home because someone else did not want them and made them get out of the car in a strange place.  My mom said that they were scared.  I would have been scared.  My mom and dad loves me and would never do anything like that.  I am a good dog.  My mom says that people who do bad things to animals and don't get them spayed or neutered are very bad and mean people and will get their come upping's..( what ever that means).  I am glad that my mom and dad like animals, because I can be a bad boy sometimes and they STILL love me.  But today...I am a good dog. 

 

Bad day AGAIN...

First an update on my old brother..He is doing good today.  My mom had a bad day, though.  She went to the big store that you get dog treats AND people food.   She had to stop and get gas for the big thing with wheels that I like to ride in, and when she got finished it would not start.  Some really nice people helped her out, but said that she needed a new battery.  She found the nearest car place and got a new battery.  She called my dad to tell him what it cost to get a new battery and he was MAD!!!  He said those people took advantage of her because she was a GIRL.  He made her turn around and take it back. She was so embarrassed.  The nice people showed her the screen and said that the battery was the one that was made for the big thing with wheels that I like to ride in.  She told them that my Daddy said that they were WRONG and they gave her $15.00!!!  Man she can buy me treats with that..Because I am a good dog.

My mom was off work today, but she has not took me swimming or nothing.  I don't know why...I am a good dog.  She said that her and my dad were going to build a fire outside in that thing that looks like a chimney in the back yard and I could come out with them.  I guess that will do.  I really would like to go swimming, but she said that it is too cold.  Its not, but if I get smart with her she will not let me write on the computer.  At least my favorite human neighbor cam over today.  She said her head hurt and I gave her kisses.  I hope she feels better. 

My mom says we can write on the computer in a little while.  she has to cook tacos now and I cant write when she is not in the room because she says it is dangerous.    I will be a good dog.

I am sad

I am sad today..My dog brother Domino is not feeling well.  I heard my mom today talking with my dad.  She said if Domino  was not better in a few days, they were going to send him to dog heaven. My mom says that that is the place where all good dogs go, but I dont know where it is.  I am a good dog, so I know I will go there too.  I will miss him.  My mom says that he is old.  He is going to be 15 on Dec 9.  She is very sad.   I hate to see my mom sad.  She told me that he would be out of pain and be able to run with the other dogs and play forever.  I hope so. he is a good dog, just like me.  My friend Kitty -Kitty just lost her dog Ming and she said that her mom was very sad too.  Me and her mom are good friends.  I hope Kitty-Kitty's mom will let her write on the puter soon so I will have a friend to talk to.  I need to go so that i can sit on my moms lap and give her kisses and make her feel better.  Until next time..I am a good boy.

I was a good boy today

I was a good dog today..My mom had to go to work early because a girl had to leave to go and get her sick human baby from school.  I am glad I don't have to go to school.  My mom tried to sleep late this morning and I was very quiet.  I did not get into any trouble today.  Because I am a good dog.  My sister Fudge was not happy though.  My mom did not take her for a run today because she had to go to work.  She let her run tonight though and I had to wait to get on the computer.  I did not complain,   because I am a good dog.  My mom says she has to stay up late tonight.  She has to go to work at 7 PM tomorrow and work until 5 AM.  That means that we will stay in bed most of the day.  I like staying in the bed, because I am a good dog.

Lots of friends came over

My uncle Larry came over today.  Mom and Dad were glad to see him.  He has not seen my new house until today.  His woman could not come.  She was busy doing other fun stuff.  I am mad at her because I never get to do fun stuff.  My uncle Larry and my dad went to see these things called motorcycles.  I don't think my mom likes these machines because I want to ride with daddy when he gets one.  She said "NO".!!!!  My human brother has one and I think it is cool.  When uncle Larry was here, a man came over that was very loud.  I like him anyway.  I can be loud myself. 

I was so exited when my human neighbor came over.  She got on the floor with me and gave me lots of love.  I sure do like her.    

My mom had to go to town to buy stuff and I got in trouble.  When she came home there was spaghetti noodles on the floor.  I did not think she would notice, but she DID.  She yelled at me and I ran. 

Then, uncle Dane came over!!!!  I love uncle Dane.  He gets me in trouble sometimes by making me get stuff that aint there.  I can dig  real far when I think there is a critter under the dirt.  He thinks itis funny, my dad don't.    

THEN....My human neighbor and her human g-daughter came over.  I love her, too.  She loves animals,  EVEN ME!!!!  She is sooooo sweet and she really likes my kitty sisters and brothers too.  That is the only thing I don't like..I should get ALL the attention.  She is very nice though.  My mom thinks she is great.

I heard my mom talking to her friend, Kathleen today.  She really misses her.  She used to work with her and see her all the time.  She don't get to any more.   My mom changed jobs because she was not happy.  She misses her friends at work and the dogs, too.  I try to make her feel better, but she still seems sad.  

My mom went to see her dad today and helped him give his dogs some medicine.  I asked to go and she said NO.   She wishes she could spend more time with him, too.  I think my mom is losing her mind..  All she does is  worry about stuff and stay inside all day.  I like that though, because I get to spend time with her.   She is a great mom. 

I guess I need to go to bed now.  I am sleepy.  I will continue tomorrow because my mom says I am a good dog!!!!

 

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My sister is mad

I have been begging my mom to let me write on the computer and she FINALLY said that I could as long as I was a good boy.  That is very hard for me, but I promised.  My sister molly is very mad because she wants to write on the computer.  Mom said that I was special and I get to write so that I will be a good boy.  My mom works late and I sleep in my bed on the floor in the green room while she talks on the computer to her friends.  It is a UGLY room and mom says she is going to paint it soon.  Dad says he's heard that before and wont hold his breath.  I hope he don't hold his breath, because I tried that once when I was swimming in the pond and I almost died!!!  My mom says I am a Jack Russell Terrier, but I think I am a Doberman.  I have two dog sisters and one human one.  I have one dog brother and one human one.  I have lots of kitty sisters and brothers, but I don't like them. My mom will not let me play with them because I make them squeak and she says that is NOT a good thing.  My neighbor really likes them, but she likes me more ( I just know she does).  She comes over to have coffee with my human mom and they have a good time together.  My human neighbor really likes to pet me and lets me lick her face.  My mom and dad wont let me do that.  She is a really nice human.  She makes my mom happy.  I think they have become good friends.  My mom says I don't have any friends because I don't know how to be nice, but I DO know how.  I just get a little exited, that's all.  Oh well, my mom said it is time to go to bed and I can't stay on the computer without her in the room.  I will continue tomorrow.

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