Sunday, May 18, 2008

My mom has been home for a bunch of days...

My mom quit her job two weeks ago.  She is much happier now, but she won't buy me the good treats.  She says that we have to watch our money.  I told her that I would find her a job, but she said I don't know how.  We have had fun since she don't have that stupid job.  We built fires outside in the round thing that she wont let me touch.    She said it is too hot and she dont want no more vet bills.  We go for long walks and I get to play in the pond.  I don't want my mom to work again. 

My uncle Jerry and aunt Dianne came to see me this weekend.  My uncle Larry came too, but he rode off with my daddy on his thing with two wheels that goes fast.  Him and my daddy rode on there things with two wheels that go fast all day.  Daddy said that I cant ride the thing with two wheels that goes fast cause i don't have a hard thing that goes on my head to protect my pea brain.  I am going to have to tell my mom to get me a hard thing that goes on my head to protect my pea brain so I can ride with daddy.

We still had fun this weekend.  I like when we have my human people over to play.  I get to sit in Uncle Jerry's lap and he pets me all the time. Plus, My uncle Jerry bought big hunks of cow flesh called steaks for all of us to cook on the thing that smokes and smells good, too.  I like him.  I got to eat some of the big hunks of cow flesh and it was good. 

I hope we have human people over to play again. Until then, I will be a good dog.

 

Monday, May 12, 2008

I am not dead

It has been a long time since I have had stitches...Whew, I thought I would never get to talk on the computer anymore!!!!  My mom said that I could get on the computer so my friends would not think I was dead.  I had to promise her that I would be good, though.  She has not seen the holes that I dug today..I will probably be grounded again..

I bet my silly sister molly will tell on me...she don't like to dig holes..

I have a lot to tell all of you..I don't know where to begin.  My human sister Julie is going to have a baby!!!!     The human man in the white coat that gives human people shots said it was going to be a girl..Julie says her name is Lucy.  I want her to name her a cool name like mine, but mom says human babies cant have cool names like mine.  You know what else?  My human brother Justin is going to get married!!! I am glad cause I like his human girl named Jennifer.  She is Phoo's mom and me and Phoo are best friends.  Phoos mom gives him good hugs just like my mom gives me!!!! 

We have more babies at our house..Kittens..My mom wont let me play with them though.  She says that I am tooooo rough!!!  I am not..I just like to hear them squeeeeek!!!

It has been a busy 5 months. I can't talk too long, cause I have to go and take a bath so my mom wont see the dirt on my face and think I made holes in the yard again.  I will be back soon.  cause I am a good dog!!!


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