I love my mom!!!

My mom don't let me get on the puter as much as I would like, but I LOVE her. She is now cooking me homemade dog food and I really like it. She said it is much better than that store bought stuff. I have lost some weight and seem to feel better. The cats have to eat the store bought stuff because they are stupid cats and wont eat what I eat.. My mom has been stressing about her job cause she has a new manager. She said she was going to update her resume and be prepared to move on if she has to...
I don't want her to move on. She has been happy for too long and buys me treats all the time. She is just so sick of all the crap at work and wishes she could just fire people like they did in the ole days...
What ever happened to the days when, if you did not work, you lost your job??? DAMN all the politics..You have NO rights...you don't work, you don't get paid and you don't have a job.. Mom said that it is just that simple..
If I don't do tricks, I don't get a treat.. Even I understand that, and my daddy says I have no brain..
Well, my mom says it is time for bed, so I guess I have to go..UNTILL next time, I will be a good dog!!!

A long time ago, my mom let me get a Blog... She has not let me have the puter to talk to my friends cause she has been on this thing called "Facebook". I don't know what Facebook is, but it takes up a lot of my mom's time. Just let me update some things... We now have a new baby in the family. Adalyn Ryan Baker. She is so cute and so sweet, but mom wont let me kiss her. I wont hurt the baby, but for some reason mom don't trust me. I have only kissed a few people in the face (with my teeth) a couple of times and now she wont let me do it again. I did not know human people will bleed when they are kissed..

My mom has been very busy at work and has not had time to take me on long walks and let me swim in the pond. She promises me that she will, as soon as the big yellow thing in the sky heats up the water.

On another note, my dad turned 50 this year. I was not allowed to go to the big party, but I heard it was lots of fun. My daddy is old now, but I am older than him. I am 77. He complains to my mom about me and my furry siblings, but mom loves us and we make her happy. I wish that he would not complain about us, cause it hurts my feelings.

My mom really misses her two people in the white coats that gives us shots. They moved to NC to help other furry friends. she is happy for them, but sure misses them. I did not get to meet the people in the white coats that gives dogs shots, but mom said that they were really nice. My sister , Fudge and my Brother Blacky got to see them, but not me. I guess my mom will have to find another place to take me to get my shots, cause she don't like the new lady in the white coat that gives me shots. Well, my mom wants to get back on this thing called "Facebook", so I will go for now. I promise that I will be back soon!!

Mom is stressed....

My mom says that she often wonders what is going on in human minds. She can read dogs pretty well, cause she knows when I have been bad and when I don't feel good. Take today for instance, she could tell that I missed her , cause I was needy and wanted to be near her. I do get on her nerves on days like today, but she loves me anyway. But she was in a bad mood cause her work was stressful. She said that her work was very busy and there were stupid people that think a pet store is a petting zoo. Can I pet a hamster? Can I pet a guinea Pig? Can I hold a snake......????? Well, do you want to buy one, she asked? No ... I just want to pet one..... Well, this is not a petting zoo. My dad is tired of hearing the crap, so I have to lay there being sweet and hear her complaints. If they don't want to pet one, she gets the ones that want to buy the pet, but not the stuff that the pet needs to keep it alive. Dogs cant live without food and water, hamsters cant live without water and food, snakes and lizards cant live without heat and food and water. Well, I guess she just wants the animal world to be perfect and it never will be...OH fish DO need more than just water to live...go figure.

I just lay there and listen. She don't mention that dogs don't like to live with cats, but I HAVE to. What is up with that? I do hope she can save the world one day. She wants to go back to school. Can you believe that? She is 39 Years old!!!!! She cant possibly get her PHD and find a teaching job at a university at that age.... That would be like me trying to chase down a rabbit in an open field and actually catch it!!! My butt is way to fat for that one!!!! Shhhhhh...Hers is too!!!

Well I had better get off the computer before she finds me...until then ....I will be a good dog!!

My friend Brodie

I have a new friend named Brodie..My dad says he looks like a rat, but I like him anyway. Brodie lives in the house across the street. I am not allowed to go across the street, so Brodie comes to my house to play. Mom says that Brodie's mom needs to keep him from crossing the street cause he could get ran over by the things with 4 wheels that goes fast. I hope his mom don't stop him from crossing the street cause I like it when he comes over to play. Brodie is a good dog, just like me!!!

Mom and dad left me here....

Mom and Dad went to a party called a wedding. My favorite human dog mom (Jennifer) married my favorite human brother (Justin). They belong to my friend Pooh. Pooh has a MySpace like me, and we talk about our moms and dads and they don't know about it. My friend Pooh said he was not happy about being left behind while his mom and dad went and got married. I was mad, too. I heard that the wedding place had little critters on the beach called crabs.

I want to eat a crab, but mom said I can't. She said that I may get to go to the beach to eat a crab if I am real good. She is just saying that so that I will be a good dog.

My mom said that my favorite human dog mom, Jennifer, was sooooo pretty on the day that she and my human brother was at the thing called a wedding. I told my mom that she is pretty every day, not just on the thing called a wedding day.

I guess I will get to go to the beach and eat crabs one day....If I am a good dog...

We Moved...

My mom is mad...We made a great journal on AOL and guess what?? They are going away..I don't like it when things go away. My mom says that we have to BLOG here now. I don't know what the fuss is about, but my mom says that we should not have to change just because the AOL people have not done their jobs...I don't know about her, but I like making new friends. I hope to find new friends on this BLOG page. Now she says that she has to find a good picture of me for our first blog and she picked a BAD one.......

I look Fat!!!! Well, I guess I am FAT, but I know that pictures add 10 # to you..But I AM A GOOD DOG.....

My mom says....

My mom says that time goes by to fast.  We have not been on the intranet in a long time cause my mom got mad at the intranet people.  We finally got another intranet people and we can have fun again.  My mom has insomnia.  I dont know what that is, but it must be bad cause she dont sleep and gets very grouchy.  The man in the white coat that gives humans shots gave her some little blue pills to make her sleep.  I have seen the comercials about the blue pills that make you sleep during my favorite show, "House".  It has a pretty butterfly that I would like to catch..If that thing ever comes in my moms room while we are sleeping like on that comercial, I am gonna kill it!!!!

We have that new human baby now that I told you about.  My mom says she is very pretty, but I wont get to play with her cause I don't know how to play nice.

I do know how to play nice...I am a good dog. 

the human baby is coming to see us on Saturday.  My mom says  that she cant wait to see her..Dad is soooooo exited, too.  Enough about her..this is MY blog...

I have not been back to the vet in a long time.  My mom says that I will be going to a new man in a white coat that gives dogs shots, cause she said that my vet burned me when I got burned and got all those stitches.  She knows that accidents happen, but she don't want me to hurt anymore!!!  I need to go to sleep with my mom now, cause the blue pills that make you sleepy kicks in really fast.  I will be a good dog....

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