Just call me dog Frankenstein....

I went to the vet again!!!  Guess what I got more of today?  YES, STITCHES!!!  I am so mad at the man and woman in the white jackets that give me shots.  I went to sleep and guess what?  I woke up with more stitches.  I am tired of stitches!!!!  The woman in the white jacket that gives me shots made fun of me and said that I looked like Frankenstein..  I don't know who he is, but my mom thought it was funny.   

I may not be a smart dog, but I know when enough is enough.  I am not ever going to get in the thing with four wheels that goes fast with my mom again!!!!  I either end up at work with her (where everybody is watching me), or at the place where the man and woman in the white jackets live.  I try real hard to look sad so my mom and dad will feel sorry for me, but all the stitches are not worth the pity.

I cannot wait to see my human neighbor, she feels sorry for me and lets me give her kisses.  I love her.  She loves me too!!!!  I have to go and take my pills and be a good dog now...I hope my mom don't take me to the place where the man and woman in the white jackets that gives me shots live anymore!!!!

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To the Vet again we go..

I got to go to work with mom again today cause I got more stitches.  I went to see the woman in the white jacket that gives me shots yesterday and she was not there, so the man in the white jacket that has known me for all my life came to see me.  I am glad cause the woman in the white jacket that gives me shots made my butt hurt and cut open my stomach.   She must have told the man in the white jacket all about it cause he tried to be funny and told my mom that he was sorry he missed the "grand opening."  My mom laughed and I did not.  I did not think he knew about the thing I swallowed two weeks ago, but he knew all about it.  My dad was right when he said that women talk too much.

Anyway, my mom and dad thought that I had a rash, but they were wrong.  The man in the white jacket said that I burned myself real bad and he had to cut on me and sew me up just like the woman in the white jacket did.  I told him that I don't like him anymore.  He and my parents don't know what I burned myself on and I wont tell. 

My dad said I was stupid cause I burned the other side of my body too.  I don't know what hot means, but dad says I need to learn.

My mom told me that I was going to have to get a job cause I was costing her and dad too much money.  I am a good dog.  Why should I need a job.  I have one.  I eat, sleep and meet my parents when they come home.  What else is there to do?

I have 14 stitches in my side and I lost count of how many still in my stomach.  I told mom that that has to be a record of some sort and I should get free treats and money.  She did not laugh.  The man in the white jacket that I used to like said I would need more in my other side next week.  My tissues are dying where I burned myself and he has to cut out all the bad tissues.  Why?  I don't know but I promised him I would be a good dog. 

I feel much better now

It has been a week since the woman in the white jacket that gives me shots cut open my stomach and took out the thing that my mom was not supposed to see.  This picture of me, is when I was waking up after the woman in the white jacket that gives me shots cut me open.  I could see two of everything!!  wow, it was really weird.

 I am doing good now.  I promised my mom that I would not eat anything else like that.  Its hard being me.  I try so hard to be a good dog, but darn, sometimes you just have to let it out.

The Dr. keeps changing my moms meds, and she is not happy.  I hope she gets happy soon cause I want to go out and play.  She says that I can't go out in the yard alone anymore cause I may eat something that I should not eat.  I still cant believe that the woman in the white jacket that gives me shots showed my mom what I ate.  That was supposed to be a secret. 

  The only good thing about my stomach thing is that my favorite human neighbor came to see me all the time!!  My mom says she wouldn't know what to do if she did not have my favorite human neighbor and her husband.

Well, I guess I will go and take more medicine now.  My mom says that I am still not ready to take on the world ,yet.  what ever that means.  (shhhhh )  Sometimes I think she is losing her mind.

Until next time..I will try to be a good dog.

 

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I was NOT a good boy

Yesterday, my mom noticed that I was throwing up water...a lot of water...She took me to see the woman in the white jacket that gives me shots (AGAIN).  I had to get a picture taken of my stomach called an x-ray.  I did not like that, because it made the thing I swallowed show up and my mom saw it.  That is not the worst part though.  The woman in the white jacket that gives me shots made me go to sleep, and when I woke up she had cut open my stomach and took out the thing I ate!!!!!  My mom and dad don't know what I ate and I would not tell them.  I thought they would be mad at me, but they have been real nice to me.  My mom said I could not have water or food for a lot of hours, but I found water in the toilet and threw up all over the floor..My mom stayed up with me all night and she is very sleepy.  She gave me medicine last night and made me throw up some more.  I am tired of throwing up!!!  This morning she gave me a tiny amount of water every 30 minutes and I kept throwing up.  I just drank some a few minutes ago and I have not got sick!!!  this made me and my mom very happy!!!I am too sick and I hurt too much to type, so my mom is typing for me (she feels sorry for me).  I have been taking short naps then I get up looking for water, but can you believe that my mom has hidden it from me..She is sooooo mean sometimes. 

I wish I could eat, but my mom says I have to take more medicine first.  My dad said that he was glad my mom was home when I got sick, cause he is stupid and would not have taken me to the woman in the white jacket who gives me shots.  He don't pay enough attention to sick dogs.  He was very happy that I was going to be O.K.  He told me NOT to eat stuff that I am not supposed to, but I did not listen to him.  I SHOULD have!!!!  My sister Molly is being very nice to me and let me sleep in the big bed.   

she is sleeping in my bed, but she don't fit too well..

My mom says she is tired of typing now, so I will go back to sleep..till next time..I WILL try to be a good dog...

 

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My butt was hurting, but now it feels better

Last week my mom told me that my but looks funny.  I couldn't see it, but i knew she was right because it hurt.  My mom took me to the woman in the white jacket that gives me shots and she said my anal gland busted.  I knew something did, cause It HURT!!!!  I had to put on that mask that fits on my nose, cause my mom knows that I will bite the woman in the white jacket that gives me shots.  I had to take little white pills to make infection go away and little brown pills to stop the pain in my butt.  I feel better now.  I am so glad that I am a good dog and my Mom loves me.   

If that was not bad enough, my mom got as little harry thing called a hamster.  She wont let me play with him.  I cant imagine why.  He sleeps all day and keeps me awake at night running on a wheel.  I think that is the stupidest thing I have ever seen.  I guess she just loves all Gods creatures.  I know she loves me cause I am a good dog!!!!

I HATE my mom...

I hate my mom..Look what she bought me at the store.  Did I get treats?  NO..Did I get a toy?..NO..All I got was this stupid thing with bells around my neck and a stupid..did i mention STUPID..hat.  That is not all that happened today..I had to share MY bed with that darn cat.  .............If this is what I have to do to get to write on the computer...I QUIT!!!!If there is anyone out there that can help me...PLEASE  come and put me out of my misery. 

My sister/neighbor kitty came to stay with us

I am mad...My mom says that I am mad a lot.  But today I DO have a good reason.  My human neighbor's kitten, Shimmer Glitter Star, came to stay with us for a while.  My mom shares her with my human neighbor, but I don't like it.  I want her to stay at my human neighbors.  My human neighbor comes to see her over here and I DO NOT like it.  She should come to see me, NOT her.  Anyway, a big dog or something got her all slobbery and she was scared and sore so she is living in our laundry room for a few days.  THAT is not the problem.  (I kinda like her, but I won't tell my mom that cause I am mad. ) The problem is that SHE gets to sleep in the BIG bed.  That is MY big bed, NOT hers.  She has her own bowl of food and my mom wont let me have any and yells at me if I go in there.  That don't seem quite fair.  My mom always says that life is not always fair. I hate when she says that.  Just like the other night:

I was sitting at the table that my favorite human neighbor sits at when she comes over and listens to  my mom talking bad about my daddy, and I wanted to play cards. My daddy would not give me any cards.  He said I would just tear them up.  I don't know why he would think such a thing!!!  I never get a break...but...I am a good dog..